The Wings System

To earn YOUR Wing, YOU must experience the following:

Black - Sex with a black female
Blue - Eating out a dead lady
Brown - Anal sex with a female
Buffalo – Sex with a fat chick.
Gold - Receive a Golden shower from a female
Green - Eating out a lady who has an STD
Grey - Skull fucking a chick
Knife - Sex with your friends girlfriend
Pink - Sex with a white girl
Purple - Sex with a pregnant chick
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Rainbow – Sex with a dude
Red - Eat out a girl who is on her period
Silver - Sex with an old ass lady
White - Sex with a virgin lady
Yellow - Sex with a female of Asian decent

Mandingo: "Bro, why are you so out of it today, and the fuck is with that grin."
Silky: "Duuude, Last night with this one girl, I earned my White, Pink, Red, Brown, Gold, Grey, and Knife Wings."
Mandingo: "Sweeeet, but whats the Knife wing?"
Silky: "I fucked your Sloot girlfriend... DUECES!! AND SALUTE TO **The Wings System**!!!"
(Runs away)

by Silky Johnson ;D December 17, 2012

Red wings

When you eat a girl out on her period

Evan-what's ur favorite food
Billy-red wings with some ranch

by Dickchocolate March 9, 2017

ethereal wings

A Legend of Zelda Fan-Fiction that has lengthy chapters (espesially the water temple chapter) and awesome characters. It includes vivid detail, awesome humor, and some of our favorite video-game characters. Main characters include, Nozomi, Aiko, Link, Lee, Emiko, and Roy.

Genre:(Fantasy) Action-Adventure/Comedy/Romance

Rating: Teen

Link and all other LoZ characters are liscenced and owned by Nintendo.

Dude, have you read the latest chapter in Ethereal Wings on Lost-Woods?

Yeah, Chapter five? It was like 30 pages long, but worth it because it was hilarious.

I wonder if chapter six will have treefrogs with crossbows, or Nozomi and Link were just kidding about that.

by Nozomi November 6, 2007

wing girl

The attractive hot girl who will go out with a good guy friend when he needs to look good at a party or other social event. Not an escort, but a friend.

guy friend:Yo, will you be my wing girl for homeboy's birthday party?
girl friend: Sure, as long as you pay for dinner.

by wen-wen October 4, 2005

Meat wings

The very top of the inner legs of a man where the skin of the of the inner leg meets with the ball sack.

oh beard of zeus, I got a back sack and crack the other day and now my meat wings are itching like crazy!

by Shwanbo January 23, 2011

Chocolate Wings

Chocolate wings symbolizes one-sided love, It means a person gets too attached to someone but only ends up getting betrayed.

I had high hopes for her not knowing I’d end up with a pair of chocolate wings

by belle Kim July 31, 2020

silver wings

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman old enough to be your mother

Man, Dave's mom is hot. I'm gonna get my siver wings with her, you watch!

by danw December 23, 2003