Wakey Wines

Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"

What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.

by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023

Wine-walking

Verb: to joyously jaunt with liquid libation while admiring the excellence of nature.

Marisa enjoys wine-walking in the spring. She comes home much happier.

by ML-Eazy May 22, 2020

Wine Mommy

A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.

My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy

by BobWillis69 May 18, 2020

Wine Sex

Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.

Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"

Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"

Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"

by Skye Riot October 16, 2008

Piss wine

Piss that is fermented into wine that is used as a recreational drug in unpopular and poor areas.

Person A: I would like a glass of piss wine, please.
Waiter pours some piss wine into a glass.
Person C: Piss wine! Gross! Is this what your undeveloped country serves us???

by Sunny Beach August 21, 2013

The Wine of Angels

The glorious feeling when you don't have paranoia or give a shit anymore about insults hurled at you and you also realize in hope that insults from a friend mean a mate who you could regain trust with having lost it in the early stages of paranoia.

It is also a salute your mutual ally in the field for making it over the line with no signs of post traumatic stress disorder.

"Shall we drink The Wine of Angels"

"fo sure - and happy days!"

by The Mama with the Quan January 1, 2008

red wine

A red alcoholic drink made from fermented fruit juice. It looks a lot like blood. Generally made from grapes and cherries.

Man, the first day of the zombie apocalypse, i got so fucking wasted by drinking a whole bottle of red wine and 3 shots of cherry vodka. I used the wine bottle to mercy 5 zombies while i was still drunk as Hell. Is that badass or what?

by Failurebitch January 29, 2019