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Mary Widow

a style of corset that can be made for men or women.

Is is usually in the form of a front-laced corset with straps
In the end scene of The Rocky Horror Picture show all the character have mary widows on.
by Yr11er October 1, 2008
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Poké Widower

A man who has lost his spouse to an addiction to Pokémon Go.
Poor Bill, ever since his wife got her phone fixed he's returned to being a Poké Widower.
by rlsaine July 7, 2018
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Widow Hopper

Male who seeks to live with or move in with a woman (usually widowed) who is willing to cook, clean, do laundry, iron and otherwise caretake for him. I.e., looking for a mother figure.
That guy is a widow hopper, he's willing to move in with any fresh widow that "needs" a man to care for.
by iKitty January 23, 2014
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Orchid Widow

An Orchid Widow - is similar to other types of widows - golf widows, football widows, A woman married to a man obsessed with orchids, growing them, looking at them, talking to them etc. Only the Orchid Widow is not a seasonal widow - the Orchid Widow is a permanent condition lasting all year long, but frequently peaking in the spring and fall when festivals and shows that can be held on the other side of the planet are occurring. The Orchid widow will get a glazed look on her eyes while she listens to her husband or significant other describe plants and their characteristics in great boring detail. The Orchid Fanatic will have long ruined any interest that the wife may have had for orchids years ago, her interest being overwhelmed by the males obsessive behavior and abnormal interest in flowers.
Yes, I heard she had become an orchid widow. But she took care of it when she put all his orchid plants in the driveway, covered them with kerosene and dropped a match. And in case you were wondering, they are divorced now.
by illyria illyar October 21, 2011
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White Widow

Oh you thought I meant the spider? Or the marvel one? Nah, man. This shit is 15% THC and might kick your ass a little bit.

I might have been referring to the weed, or the spider. The marvel girl will definitely kick your ass.
"Damn that white widow kicks ass!"

"Which one?" - some stoner
by novaranium August 13, 2023
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widow hole

Do not go near that widow hole. It's been known to kill a man.
by BusinessTiime June 18, 2024
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Chad Widow

black widows that form webs low enough that only men 6ft or taller can walk into.
The Chad Widow's web caught Vlad by surprise as he was hiking through the forest.
by Mezzma May 3, 2024
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