Whitey

a person who foots the bill for everybody who's NOT white-and gets blamed for everything thats wrong with the world.

Well,New Orleans got destroyed-it's whiteys fault,so he shold pay for it!

by crimson king October 2, 2005

whiteyball

Whiteyball was term used in the 1980's to descibe the kind of baseball played by the St. Louis Cardinals and their manager Whitey Herzog. It was characterized by speedy base running, defensive fundamentals, a penchant for pinch hitting, a very intricate use of middle relievers and lack of power hitting. The team was built for speed instead of power because of the enormous size of the playing field at the old Busch Memorial stadium. The team won one World Series and three penants under Whitey Herzog. The team was always at the top of the statistics for stolen bases, earned run average, runs batted in and saves, but were at the bottom for home runs. The object was to manufacture runs by speed and sacrifices then hold the lead for their closing pitchers, Bruce Sutter or Todd Worrell.

The 1982 World Series featured "Whiteyball" vs "Harvey's Wallbangers".

by Joe Kritchell May 9, 2008

Whiney Baby

A person who breaks up with their significant other with intentions of asking his/her best friend out. The person ultimately finds out the grass isn't greener on the other side and attempts to reclaim said 'ex', only to discover said 'ex' has moved on to his/her best friend.

The whiney baby should have expected that what goes around comes around. How could he not expect his ex to F his best bud when he F'd her best gal :\

by brynnandbacon January 19, 2012

Dirty Whitey

The act of tit fucking a woman and simultaneously shit on her chest.

Dude, that bitch was nasty, she was even down with the dirty whitey.

by kylosius April 3, 2008

Mr. Wiley

Not to be confused with Megaman's arch rival, Dr. Wiley, the seemingly harmless Mr. Wiley should only be approached with extreme caution (when absolutely necessary). The following criminal attributes apply to Mr. Wiley, and contribute to his overall danger rating:
- Extreme prejudice towards correct spelling, sentence structure, pronunciation and syntax.
- Prone to spontaneous waltzing/ballroom dancing with unsuspecting victims (could be your very own spouse).
- Overly-observant of people/situations, which may lead to undesirable personal discovery.

- Able to become ghost-like when necessary. He could easily approach a police officer with a handshake and a smile, only to fade into the surrounding scenery with a pocket-full of evil.
- Will likely become a permanent fixture in your life as family, not just a friend. Mr. Wiley is that nigga that will get up out of bed at 4:00am to get you out of a serious jam . . . no questions asked.

*The cops were all over him, but he just busted a Mr. Wiley and vanished. Haven't seen him in days.
*Mr. Wiley can't two-step for shit, but he can sure waltz his way out of the Winchester.

by LordDecius August 16, 2017

Tossed A Whitey

When one pukes uncontrollably after ripping a gravity bong, that was pulled so thick it was white like a cloud.

"Hoover tossed a whitey after Benny pulled one for him."

by Fritz The Kat October 5, 2005

Pop A Whitey

Popping a whitey is where you have smoked too much marijuana and feel that you need to vomit.

Popping a whitey, or whiting out is frowned upon in the cannabis smoking community, and should be avoided.

The phrase 'hold your colour' can be said to someone who is in the popping process.

Bradz: Hey you ok man?

Adeh: He's popping a whitey man!

D: Poppin' a whitey off one joint!

Poleface: Hold Ya Colour Man! Don't pop a whitey on me man!

by jackchillin94 September 6, 2009