whatever floats your boat

(Idiom) What you do is your choice

You can go for the hot chick, or you can try and get a new car from that fat chick by eating her out, whatever floats your boat.

by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004

Whatever It Takes

Term used to described that of a volunteer fire department member on a rescue company. The member enjoys the company of plus sized women and a fine cigar. Remnants of used feline sanitary grit, kitty litter, is often found on his person.

Hey man did you see that Whatever It Takes with that Creeper? The glare from his bald spot blinded my sight from the oompa loompa looking thing he was talking to.

by The Rza, The Gza February 18, 2010

whatever

noun. anything that captures a teenage males attention span. i.e. gaming, hanging, chilling, etc. primarily consists of oneself sitting around on their ass eating anything and doing absolutely nothing

"sup?"
"nm, just doing whatever"

by theCanadianWerewolf December 22, 2007

Whatever pisses your instrument.

A variant of the term 'Whatever floats your boat'.
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'

Jade and David are deep into conversation:

Jade: No, I don't want more kids!

David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.

Jade: .. What?

David: You heard me.

Jade: .. You be cray cray.

by I Can Ride A Mastodon March 13, 2010

Whatever grinds your loins

Sexual, often used in the same context as "whatever floats your boat". It means whatever turns you on. Means jacking off, or means sex.

"Babe, Whatever grinds your loins.."
Next scene: SEX

by omnomKonrad March 10, 2011

Whatever floats your scrote

Seems like the phrase in itself is quite self explanatory, but for those who miss the purpose; 'whatever floats your scrote' is a way of expressing nonchalance or easy-going-ness toward as subject or matter. If someone asks you to make a decision, this phrase can be used to suggest that they choose instead, and that you are happy to go with either option.

"Hey Sean, you want the raspberry or the lemon flavour?"

"Whatever floats your scrote, man."

by Snail Cuddles June 25, 2017

Go whatever yourself

Used when you don't even feel the need to justify an insult you've been thrown, but want to say something.

Oh, shut up, you don't have a clue what you're talking about.

... Go whatever yourself.

by S.RX October 10, 2009