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Butt Weasel

A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.
Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.
by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018
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Dick weasel

we all have that friend that leaves the boys for a hoe that ''friend'' is a dick weasel
person 1 '' have you seen tunty around?''

person 2 '' nah he's being a dick weasel again''
by Midnight clam September 30, 2019
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Saara Walele

An amazing person, super funny and an intelligent. A Saraa Walele is the biggest one direction fan and knows that Harry Style and Y.E is her true love. Her friends like her company, humor and knows she will become a fantastic DOCTOR.
Saara Walele is what you need from a friend. If you don't know a Saara Walele what even is life.
by M.T.O August 22, 2022
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Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples
that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel
by bruce21b August 22, 2012
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tub ferret /shower weasel

it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.
As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.
by chief22 September 25, 2014
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Slimy little weasel

Someone who tries to screw or cheat you, usually out of money or assets, often acting friendly and pleasant in an insincere way.
You think you can screw me you slimy little weasel?!
by de-pube August 6, 2021
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axing the weasel

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.
by CSM April 23, 2005
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