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wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.
Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing
by jailbooked January 22, 2011
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plastic wallet

Used to describe female genitalia after undergoing plastic surgery
Did you hear about Jenny? She's got a plastic wallet now
by One-winged-anal January 31, 2017
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ghetto wallet

A plastic sandwich baggie filled with your loose change or cash.
Manng! I lost all my change because my ghetto wallet got a hole in it!!
by ShipwreckFullFathom555 March 28, 2016
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Prison Wallet

Your asshole, and used to store personal belongings in prison, maybe even more ;)
"Yo mane, I still got a shank in my PRISON WALLET."
by Yespleez September 15, 2022
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Sausage Wallet

Elizabethan for hoe.
She such a sausage wallet.
What a sausage wallet.
by Mrs. Cruzy October 4, 2008
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burger wallet

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The woman’s burger wallet was filled by male suitors
by Tacotruck69 June 5, 2018
mugGet the burger walletmug.

Wallet juice

Man: "Dude I was totally out of it last night; and my Wallet Juice is running like so low now"
by Leech1443 November 17, 2010
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