Toffee watch

A term to describe a disabled person who likes to suck violently on their wrist as if it tasted like a sweet delicacy.

''Wow that cripple is really going to town sucking their wrist!

Must be wearing one of those toffee watches"

by Scarse690 June 27, 2017

Tabloid Watch

A blog that analyses select stories mainly found in the Daily Mail and sometimes the Daily Express. The Sun and even the Daily Star. The writer will pick an article and pick it to pieces showing that is it not the paragon of journalism the newspaper claims it is but is in fact a load of scaremongering bollocks to keep people in a permanent state of 'fury'.

I've just read an entry on Tabloid Watch that picks apart the article that claimed that ALL British jobs have gone to immigrants and shown it to be utter rubbish backed up by figures and information collected from a variety of reliable sources.

by SLVA January 23, 2011

Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.

I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!

by SpeedGG June 17, 2018

ex-watching

looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.

~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus

by socialmediahater March 5, 2023

watch the finger

It means to not use the middle finger. It shows a sign of disrespect

Watch the finger there are little kids around

by Ty and Alyssa July 18, 2017

cock-watching

to watch thy cock; to be or act in an overly obsessed or attracted way. to be up someone's ass to the furthest extent

"bro you have bad grades" "bro stop cock-watching"

by Lazarito February 15, 2022

e-Watch

It's like email; only for T.V.

Nah, I missed it. It's cool though, I'll just e-Watch it later.

by tornado_freek September 27, 2010