valerd

an acronym for "Valorant Nerd." Someone who appears to be an academic nerd in real life, but actually plays Valorant whenever he has free time.

Ian is such a valerd! He played Valorant over the whole Thanksgiving break!

by ;;--;; November 28, 2021

Valerie

a vulnerable woman. a type to keep it all in, to be strong and unseen, yet the softest in many aspects-- the most shattered, the one you would always want to give comfort and every good thing in this world because guess what? she deserves it.

eyes are glistening, a pair for you to just want to stare at not minding the time. a woman with a breathtaking smile that will make your whole being be drowned into it. a drop dead gorgeous face, the one that would instantly make your head turn. a kind, selfless, and hardworking woman. she's a dream that you would always wish to be true; a star, that you would always want to reach. a woman, that deserves to be treated right and be loved unconditionally.

: who's the beautiful lady?
: her? she's Valerie.

by anonymouslymixed May 14, 2022

Derp Vader

One that ineffectively vents an angry position and is easily trolled. The responses get angrier and less coherent as they channel the derp side.

With every response Derp Vader floundered and sputtered into an incoherent diatribe.

by Hugh S Yurdadi December 6, 2016

barrth vader

The nickname for William Barr, given his proclivities for worshipping authority, demanding order, and quelling rebellions and uprisings.

"In Barrth Vader’s mind, charging a few dozen anarchist cosplayers with attempting to overthrow the federal government, and prosecuting Democratic mayors for, well, something, is a perfectly appropriate application of prosecutorial discretion."

by Soul Annoyed November 3, 2020

Windy Darth Vader

When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.

My girl gave me a Windy Darth Vader and the that air was on point

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

Vader

A Polish person, comes from the Polish Death Metal band of the same name.

There was a load of vaders in town today. The place I was working was full of vaders.

by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones November 12, 2009

dirty valerie

when you spend more then 80 bucks for valentines day and you give it to her and you give her a card asking her out and all you get is a thanks

dont spend money on a dirty valerie cause your ass aint gonna get some

by daniel fucking martinez bitch ass motherfucker let me use this name March 8, 2008