Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022

upside down roomba

When you hold a girl upside down as she sucks another guys dick that's laying on the ground

Bobby: Steve had to go to the hospital cause I dropped Jenny while doing the upside down roomba

by Pussy slayer & big dick mcgee July 18, 2017

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

upside down ewok

Midgets fist each other until they orgasm into each others mouth. But they havent shaved their hair in months

I heard Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok last night

by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019

upside down ewok

When two midgets fist eachother until orgasm. But they havent shaven in months.

Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok

by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019

rain upside down

When a girl uses her shower head to masterbate.

She aims the shower head at her clit and uses the water pressure to rub her clit

Fuck man, rain upside down last night Sarah, it felt dooo good

by Grey Wozniak August 8, 2022

Upside down cup outside my door

You need to have more sex NOW

The upside down cup outside my door was much needed today

by answers August 8, 2022