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in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.
your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'
by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011
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THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018
mugGet the Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?mug.

Me cago en la raja de todos tus muertos

It's the evolution of me cago en tus muertos and it miens "I shit over your dead parent's ass cracks"
If me cago en tus muertos is really offensive, imagine saying this in a public space... Everyone would kill you
Sometimes it can also be pronounced: me cago'n la raja de tos tus muertos
Person 1: Work you stupid andaluz!
Person 2: Me cago en la raja de todos tus muertos!!! Trabaja tu!!!
by mierdadevacauwu April 13, 2024
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Bigo-tu

A Bigo-tu (noun). It describes a person who wears a mustache proudly in other words an outrageous individual who is potentially shady or a family relative who just don't give a fuck no more.

This word is a combination of 2 words. 1. Bigote: a Mustache or any facial hair for that matter on any individual who happens to proudly own facial hair. 2. The Spanish word Tu/You or anyone who happens to be standing at eye level or is in the same room as the person saying "Que bigo-tu".
1. Hey you Bigo-tu please don't forget to bring the chain saw I need it to finish making a caja China.

2. Oye Bigo-tu, Que no se te olvida el serrucho grande hermano, voy acabar una caja China mañana .
by StashJP December 1, 2022
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du tu mu

something people say when they are going to block you soon.
“ du tu mu” -them
“what?” -you
“du tu mu” - them
what does that mean” -you
*on read*
by i dont even know bro October 1, 2022
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Tu

The most patient, kind, gentle, caring, and loving person on earth.
A: hey do you know Tu?
B: yea, that cute little human right?
A: how do you know?
B: that’s my baby 😉
by baxanunicuatu November 21, 2021
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Tu fwee para que

Fwee- unknown universal, silent , heaven hell earth and unknown.

Same goal, same line, vibe check, energy good, fangs and speak in tongue. It all clicks, fits and sounds unbelievable. Up in the sky fly till the end space is a stop to get back home to sin. ever to know what dark times were or control. That’s the motto you scream on your day when I arrived and you knew the end was over. As promised you are free, you are home, we are one united, universal. Until the end of days end of time, what I did will not be undone unless everything unites creating 100% peace or reaches 50% decline. And if that time comes I’ll move on or become 1 to restructure my one world for all of you. I’ve stayed for you and I’m here for you. Free to be free. You are the reason why.
Tu fwee para Que , your free that’s why.
by Gram gram, u sxy lil beep February 19, 2024
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