Carkhole Tugging

The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.

"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"

by Nathanialowl September 9, 2013

Tool-tugger

Synonym for wanker. Can be used to some extent in polite society.

That George, he is such a tool-tugger!

by RTM 1963 September 11, 2014

Louisville Tugger

A girl that when giving a handjob hits your balls too hard.

I needed an ice pack on my balls last night. I think my girl may be a Louisville Tugger.

by FTWQuinn September 19, 2016

tater tugger

A gay man grabbing another man's dick.

Tom Brady and all of his followers are tater tuggers.

by MacaroniMa May 4, 2018

pork tugger

1. a man or teenage boy who is always masturbating.
2. a girl who will only give hand jobs.

that jimmy has always got his hand on his dick.
yeah he is such a pork tugger.

by sicktwistedone May 8, 2018

Turd tugger

When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you

Dude I had a mean turd tugger in the bathroom on the second floor

by Jjacob71 November 14, 2018

closet tugger

Someone with the compulsive need to tug-it in the closet. Maybe due to a tramatic event of being walked in upon while giving his reliable pair the 1-2 polish and shine, (he wears sandals). There’s no shame, just more mess and not as much wiggle room as your traditional shower has to offer.

“I myself, am a closet tugger, the doors provide a nice secure barrier from the outside world during me time, and my girlfriends fuzzy scarves drape just low enough to tickle the tip.

“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”

by DrGreenT December 20, 2018