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Double Trouble

1.When you're smoking a joint or a blunt and your other stoner buddy packs a bong and they both make it around the circle at the same time, so you hit both without taking a breath between the 2 or 3 hits.

2. The resulting damage to your lungs after performing such a feat.
1. I was smoking this joint at joe's house with karl and albert, when all of a sudden there was a packed bong in my hands, and thats about all i remember besides them screaming "double trouble" in my ear...
by bloody jerry December 16, 2008
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trouble brewing machine

A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.
He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!
by LarsonM October 23, 2012
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troubleshitter

A person who "troubleshoots" problems while taking a shit.
Can be done with a laptop computer, or simply a smart phone
Person1: Hey! 'Person3' fixed my debug error while taking a shit!

Person2: Wow! you're a troubleshitter?

Person3: That I am young one.
by Tuver4 January 24, 2014
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trouble talk

Woman use it to create rapport, men will avoid it even at the risk of their status. Basically, drama, squabbling, quarreling, death "threats," blackmailing, gossiping, etc, whether it be in person, in public or in private, on the phone, over social media or text, even Snapchat, etc.
Wife: "You're a piece of shit, screw you."
Husband: "Okay."
Ten minutes later:
"You fucking CUNT BITCH, I will have you deported to fucking Vietnam."
Wife: "Oh, good, maybe then I could find a real man, even they aren't as tiny as you, jerk."
Husband: "I just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent Asian anal porn. If you weren't so god damn ugly, you wouldn't have a tiny problem."
Wife: "Asian Anal??? I always knew you were gay :)"
Husband: "Well that's been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to fucking sleep, have fun at your mom's."
by Serval.Sychotic! December 3, 2014
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Trouble

Heavy Metal band from Chicago in the vein of BlackSabbath been around since 1979 as the long standing members did an offshoot act based on their album The Skull. Their sound is wide ranging from Christian tinged lyrics to Psychedelic poetics. Psalm 9/The Skull are two of their haymakers and Plastic Green Head is equally respected.
If you're in Chicago and you listen to heavy metal it's a good chance you might have one or two Trouble albums if your collection. That's if you can find them.
by illinoishorrorman September 4, 2015
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troublefucked

When an item works properly when trying to troubleshoot a problem.
Dammit! My dishwasher decided to work properly when the repairman came by to look at it. I guess it's troublefucked.
by Inokumum September 20, 2016
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troublefield

Annoying and not good at sports and not good looking
Troublefield is so annoying
by Susbdns March 2, 2017
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