Qtip Treasure Hunt 

When you stick a qtip halfway in your butt and squat around the room to see what the other end picks up

I had a qtip treasure hunt last night and found some old food.

Qtip Treasure Hunt by Danny-the-boi June 26, 2020

Shaft-Treasure Vacuum 

One who enjoys to suck on any material that is shaped in a shaft, balls or complete dildo shape.

Yo man, I heard Brian has been turning into a Shaft-Treasure Vacuum lately.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.

Shaft-Treasure Vacuum by Darmonanic October 16, 2020

Buried Treasure 

“When the bowl looks cashed but you find some green under the ash”

-Chloe Toder

Dude is it ashed? Well there might be some buried treasure.

Buried Treasure by Madikbass November 5, 2020

possum treasure 

When you have repressed trauma so when you go to prison you decide to go gay and marry a black man. No homo, no Karen’s allowed.

Bro, possum treasure! F**k.

possum treasure by babysnoopy2236 January 3, 2021

Heavy Treasure 

something valuable, and, or rare; prefereably 'Pokemon' trading cards.

"Pulled some 'Heavy Treasure' today opening some packs!"

Heavy Treasure by rbbirdman May 21, 2021

Japanese treasure 

An incredibly rare video game, often a prototype, that surfaces on a Japanese auction site (i.e. Yahoo Auctions), only to be bought by a Japanese private collector (often with classism and/or xenophobia as core motivations) and never seen again.

Archivist 1: Looks like there's a Super Mario Bros. 3 prototype up on Yahoo Auctions. Gonna start a fundraiser for it.
Archivist 2: There's some private collector talking about buying it to... Protect it from foreigners?
Archivist 1: Damn. Let's hope it doesn't become a Japanese treasure.

Japanese treasure by Arctic Circle System January 10, 2022

Nyashional treasure 

When a girl has a backside so eloquent it should be on display in a museum

“Ayyyy, she’s got BACKKK”

“Wallah she’s a nyashional treasure ”

Nyashional treasure by Shush u neek March 8, 2022