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Toss-Weed

He's such a Toss-Weed its a wonder he can stand up
by Pie Mast3r July 3, 2009
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Tossing Pizza

The act of farting and wafting the smell upward and toward your friend, in a motion similar to if you were to toss pizza dough. Thus the term tossing a pizza.
Tossing Pizza
"Dude i just tossed a mean pizza"

"WTF are you doing ?"
"Tossing a Pizza !! "

"Dam, someone just tossed a pizza in the elevator."
by Pizza Tosser December 8, 2009
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Floss and Toss

To toss ones salad while at the same time flossing the tossers teeth utilizing the anus hairs to do so.




The term "Floss and Toss" was said by Steve/whoatemychips March 10th 2009 on blogtv, Amanda/Hobomanda cohosting for the lulz.
"Hey steve, want me to give you a Floss and Toss?"
by Cheesepalease March 10, 2009
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Tossing the Truffles

The act of avoiding crazed, clingy, predatory women by passing them off to a friend(s), who may very well be going in way over their head(s), so as to avoid unwanted, sexual relations and intense, mental duress.

Usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ken: I'm giving up on trying to keep Pamela as a Platonic friend. She's on the prowl and wants to jump my bones. She's tried face-raping me several times while I was trying to do my homework. And then the other day, she called me 10 times in a row when I ignored a text from her. Enough's enough!

John: Damn, that's ridiculous! What are you gonna do?

Ken: I'm tossing the truffles to Sam. She's pick up on his scent, and he's willing and gullible enough to go for her.... poor bastard.
by Ringo the Dragon December 6, 2011
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toss pot

British slur. To be a tosser or a wanker.


Literally, means a pot filled with seminal fluid from masturbation.
you toss pot!
by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004
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bitch toss

the bitch toss was CKY's Chad Ginsburgs' guitar flip. He resurrected it when he saw a live Cinderella concert in '85 and since then a bunch of pussy bands haved ripped him off. Chad retired the bitch toss in 2003 before people accused him of stealing it.
RIP bitch toss, 1985-2003
by udntnom3 June 14, 2006
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toss the spaghetti

Sally is such a slut. She picked a random mob guy and tossed his spaghetti.
by Hank Gerald April 2, 2005
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