toasty torpedo

A hot after-sex penis that is steaming in the cold winter air.

After hitting the slopes, Suzi was gifted with a toasty torpedo.

by liquidiq February 3, 2010

crimson torpedo

the presence of blood in one's feces.

All that spicy food last night lead to a huge crimson torpedo this morning.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

JAPANESE TORPEDO

When you start at a position of sitting on a dresser and a female is laying on their back or front on a bed and the male hops off the dresser and attempts to penetrate the female.

Shelly: what are you doing on that dresser?
Jim: PREPARE FOR THE JAPANESE TORPEDO!!

by BITW HYPERRR May 27, 2017

torpedo titties

boobs that are extremely small and have no roundness, they just point out like little triangles.

her boobs are so small she's not even wearing a bra, but maybe she should because now everyone knows she has torpedo titties.

by lollipop13 August 5, 2008

tored

to have anal sex repeatedly for hours

-after having anal sex with johnny for 28 hours
johnny-how do you feel ang?
ang-Wow i am so tored.

by Moniqua December 14, 2008

torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.

Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.

by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

crotch torpedo

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.

95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.

by You Stole my Wristwatch December 27, 2004