Wedding Walker

A rude person, or persons (wedding walkers) that leave in the middle of a wedding ceremony or reception due to a poor attitude toward the event.
Or, with the intention of making a scene when they arrived to ruin a happy occasion.

Did you see those people leaving the reception abruptly after complaining about the seating arrangements? Oh yeah, they are Wedding Walkers. They probably planned to anyway.

by Johnny Bats December 13, 2012

professional walker

simply put, a professional walker is a model. plain and simple.

hedi klum is a professional walker

by drockafella16345 January 23, 2008

Joey Walker

He is a goofball. He plays guitar and sings sometimes in the band King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard and has a solo project, Bullant, where he produces experimental electronic music. He's regarded as the crackhead of the Lizard Wizards. He's also crazy talented and is also really cute. Whenever he sings the song gets 100x better because he is a magical being.

dude 1: "Joey Walker sings this song!"
dude 2: "OMGSKDJFNGSJKLDFGNILUERSHKJFD MY NEW FAVORITE SONG!!! I LOVE YOU JOEY MARRY ME!!!"

by bullant_owu January 11, 2021

sauce walker

One who consumes an exorbitant amount of alcohol and then aimlessly walks around.

A person who goes on a drunken escapade.

One who walks around whenever they are drunk.

Tom was being such a sauce walker last night, we found him down the street in the neighbors yard.

If you sauce walk after only 1 beer, you're just pathetic.

by dakballs January 22, 2013

Alan Walker

Alan Walker is a Norwegian music producer born on 24th August 1997.

He is best known for his 2014 song Fade. You will find this song on pretty much any YouTube tutorial from 2014 - 2018. Most of his "fanbase" only know this song and possibly his 2015 song Spectre. In way, he is the new Kevin Macleod.

You either like Alan Walker's music or you don't.

by BrickSpace December 14, 2020

Dog Walker

One who continuously has unattractive girlfriends.

Did you see John's new girlfriend? Man, he's a real dog walker!

by Hale December 13, 2003

death walker

Another term used to describe the elusive Sieh Monster. The origin is unknown but many believe it to be created by the Beaves of The Saint Johns Wilderness. Legend has it that the Sieh Monster once slaughtered a colony of Beaves in a wild and unmitigated rage for the sheer pleasure of it. The Beaves refer to this event as "Sca rota lasuu ckura" or "Night of the Walking Death". This is the most widely accept theory of the Death Walker origin.

I was worried about bears entering the campsite, but I never expected to stumble upon this porno obsessed Death Walker in the midst of his masturbation time.

by smokeypotter July 7, 2005