Matt

An amazingly funny, handsome, smart, and athletic person. Has dirty blonde hair with gorgoues hazel eyes and a laugh that can make just anyone fall out of their chair. Matt's usually love soccer and pokemon and would do anything for that one person they really love. Always with their friends or girlfriend laughing at idiotic puns or jokes. Loves cats even more than he loves himself. Truly a mesmerizing person.
Rachel: Omg did you see that soccer player he's so hot.

Shelby: Omg yes i think Lex said he likes pokemon must be a Matt
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Has the ability to take any good quarterback and plunge their career straight into the ground
Brent: Did you hear Matt traded for Tom Brady whose overall is a 99.

Omar: Naw man that aint Falco he finna be a 87 now after throwing 32 interceptions.
by JesuoreRex September 06, 2012
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A very smelly person, doesn't often take showers, clueless and retarded. Thinks people like him but they really don't.
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No, I don't know how big my penis is... my matt is hiding it
by I'mOldGreg July 14, 2010
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He is such a matt
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an ok bitch sometimes a whore but good at hiding it fr 😂
"matt... nice sometimes"
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Matt has a 7 inch dick.
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