Kirby

Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.

Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.

by Sepher One April 28, 2024

Kirby main

someone who constantly plays smash and has no life outside of smash and smash tournaments

This guy has no life he’s a kirby main

by DrDudeinshmirtz April 28, 2023

kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!

My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.

by MangoBomber August 4, 2016

Colorado Kirby

The act of blowing marijuana smoke directly up another's ass.

I took a massive bong hit and gave her the good ol' Colorado Kirby.

by 50Gunner1984 March 18, 2024

Max Kirby

a sexy man, 6 feet tall and black

jon: i jerk off to max kirby

by ijerkofftomax August 6, 2022

Kirby Peach

Someone who has culinary, musical, and sexual prowess. Usually used to describe a sexy bitch who wont stop, even when they've had enough.

Damn, I just spent the night at my boyfriends house, we pulled a "Kirby Peach" all night.

Your mans good, but he's no "Kirby Peach"

by Mr.Peaches#1 September 9, 2010

Kirby

An interdimensional god able to snap planets in half and assimilate anything or anyone within the pink puffball body he is given. Very easy to draw.

First you draw a circle, then you dot the eyes, add a great big smile, and presto! You got Kirby!

by A fellow degenerate September 5, 2022