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concord grape

a cultivated variety of the fox grape, Vitis labrusca
The concord grape is used in making jelly, juice, and wine.
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Turtle Grape

Much like faeces slowly exiting the anus in the style of the 'Turtle's head,' popping in and out before you are able to pass matter, the Turtle Grape is when one pushes a grape from their pursed mouth in this motion.
This can be done to comically imitate the suppression of a popping out poo.
"Hey Tilly. check it out, I'm crapping this grape out of my mouth like a Turtle's Head"
-"Oh yeah, it's a Turtle Grape ahahahaah!"
by Chuzzy and Tills February 24, 2011
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grape drank

black people version of grape juice with the exception of:
nutrients and vitamins
consists of:
sugar, water, and of course purple
jimmy: hey you want some grape juice
shawn:what? nigga wtf is juice i want some grape drank baby, it's purple
jimmy: im not sure i know what grape drink is
shawn:what?
jimmy:i got some apple juice
shawn:WTF IS JUICE!! i want some apple drank. it's greeeeeeeen
by da_him March 8, 2009
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grape fruit

A technic to suck your mans dick to make it feel good
I gave my man grape fruit he moaned all night long
by PJ the man 233 September 10, 2016
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mopey grape

One who is depressed or sad, usually for no specific reason.
Person 1: Adam looks really sad.
Person 2: Yeah, he's being a mopey grape.
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Watkin’s Grapes

Slang for piles

When you push to hard invert your colon
Ah man, I got a right case of Watkin’s grapes. I tried thumbing it in but it won’t go up
by Birra Moretta December 13, 2017
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Grape Chat

A group chat that consists of 8 friends who reside in multiple states across the U.S. At one point, all of these friends have either worked, shared a hobby, or lived next to each other. There is an occasional appearance from other people who cannot handle a full time participation.
Hey man, check out that pic I sent in Grape Chat.
by Ramphex February 19, 2019
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