pendulum threesome

When a man wears a strap-on like a tail and has sex with two girls doggy style at the same time.

Me, loka, and linn did a pendulum threesome last night. Then they tried to use the strap-on agaisnt me.

by Projectzero February 28, 2020

Oaxacan Threesome

When a woman goes home with the bartender for coitus, only to find out after the fact that he is also a mezcal rep.

“We hooked up, but it turned into a Oaxacan threesome. Fuck that douche.”

by freakforfernet March 16, 2023

threesome

kawa, goshi, and komori having sex

"we had 5 threesomes last night" states komori

by mogg is pog June 05, 2021

Threesome

When you, your crush and your ex have sex simultaneously.

Man, I wish I had a threesome every goddamn day!

by AlexGodlyOfficial09 May 12, 2020

Threesome

A oneway ticket to aids.

"Wanna join a threesome with me and my wife"
"No thanks, i dont want aids"
"But, my wife doesnt have aids?"
"Havent you read that Urban Dictionary page?"
"I think that was a joke... Get a life"

by NovaliS04 February 19, 2018

Threesomes

threesomes are where three people (like a third wheel) join together in a bed and sex with eachother

man i love threesomes, threesomes feel so fucking good

by umm AMONG USS June 12, 2022

threesome

three people or things in a group

MOM!
What?
I just have a threesome of friends
..
What??
You know what that means..Right?
Yes.
Then define it..
Three people, or things in a group.?
Oh..You innocent angel..<3

by ebustik January 12, 2023