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Little thumper

A nick name for a man with a small penis and fast in the bedroom
:hey where were you last night

:I was out sleeping with little thumper last night
by Dan the car guy November 5, 2021
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Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021
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Bible thumper

Bible Thumper: one who talks to others regarding the Bible and Jesus trying to have them accept Jesus as their Saviour.
Bible thumper Don came around again today, still trying to get me to accept Jesus Christ as my Saviour.
by Brother Donald June 16, 2022
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Bible Thumper

A religious hypocrite whom often lashes out against others for how they live their lives but get angered if somebody else does the same. They often use biblical scriptures to justify their judgmental hypocrisy.
I remember a Bible thumper got on my case just because I like watching "Empire" on Fox & they told me how much I was bound to be sent to Hell just for liking the show.
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 3, 2022
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Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.
I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.
by Poquets January 13, 2023
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Pickle thumper

A large wide man who enjoys the simple pleasure that is penis.
Hey dawg just wanted to let you know I’m a pickle thumper
by Wafercrusader March 22, 2023
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Pumpkin thumper

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.
"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024
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