Urinal Funk

The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.

I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.

by techlozenge May 10, 2011

dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.

alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020

urinal-splits

The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.

In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.

by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009

urine purgatory

The state in where you’re woken up by having to go pee but don’t want to get out of bed so you’re in between being asleep and being awake lying in bed having to pee and not getting out to go to the bathroom but also having a bad night’s sleep not being able to go back to bed.

“Why are you so tired?”
“I was up half the night trapped in urine purgatory”

by harleyk99 August 6, 2023

Urination Vacation

A long trip to the toilet to relieve one's self.

Jerry has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and he said he was gonna take a piss. He's on a urination vacation.

by Torlo October 11, 2019

urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Urinal turner

A guy in a public restroom who while using the urinal will turn around and make eye contact everytime someone comes in

"damn man, Scott was in there taking a piss, I walk in and he turns around and looks at me! I hate it when he does that. Bad bathroom ediquitte. That dude is a urinal turner"

by Gunno 2 April 19, 2018