turkish surprise

When you are told that an item is "on the house", and then you are surprised to discover that the item is in fact on your bill.

Ex 1. you are offered a complimentary salad, app or drink and then see that item on the bill...and it costs a shit load. ah the turkish surprise

Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag

Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?

Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise

by Surprise Surprise July 28, 2014

the sunrise surprise

when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.

I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.

by chapmasterflex27 March 19, 2010

turkey surprise

Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound

last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise

by skinrm250 May 13, 2005

Chunky Surprise

When a girl is giving a blow job and she chokes on the dick and pukes all over the dick. The guy must make the girl suck it off his dick and eat her puke.

This whore last night was all over my dick and next thing i know that bitch gave me a chunky surprise. she licked all the shit off like it was her job.

by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010

Surprise Blunt

When you and your friends run out of weed, and one person out of nowhere pulls out a dub and a dutch so you can continue smoking.

You and your friends are all sitting around smoking out of your bong when you go to open your grinder to pack another one and all the weed is gone!! out of nowhere someone pulls out a dub and a dutch.....Surprise Blunt!!

by high miles August 30, 2012

That surprises me

A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.

Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?

Dudette: No!

Dude: That surprises me...

by joesk84ever December 26, 2011

Boner Surprise

When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.

Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.

Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!

Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)

by Young Skeezy June 6, 2020