awkward squid

Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)
by Eric Wu May 16, 2007
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Squid Roe

A popular club in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Lots of booze, girls, and minimal creepers. There's an announcer guy who hollers at girls all night, who is a complete tool.
Let's check out Squid Roe tonight after we ditch all the high school girls from the Gigglin' Marlin.
by dgaf partier March 30, 2009
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wet squid

Man you're a wet squid!
by Claywell March 26, 2007
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Squid Boy

Noun A term for any socially inept bastard who fails to recognize when a girl wants on his cock.
Girl 1: *crying* He so does not want me!

Girl 2: Don't worry Madeline, he's just a Squid Boy. In reality, he would tap that 24/7.
by nole-town April 13, 2010
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poke squid

dey fell in love. den dey wen poke squid and nine months later...
by Haole Boy August 13, 2003
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Squid Gamer

A slur for Asians specifically, based off of the hit Netflix series “Squid Game”. A “Squid Gamer” is a poor, selfish, Asian, like the ones in the series.
“He’s such a squid gamer
“Stupid squid gamer”
Dirty squid gamer
by NotARacist888 November 20, 2021
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Squid Parade

A parade in which the innocuous cephalopod, the Squid, is celebrated in all its glory.

Squid Parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on January 2nd, and 12:18 am on January 3rd. This time symbolizes the Squid's New Year.

Two places where this celebration takes place religiously, Squid Road in Oak Bay, WA, and Squid Row in Santa Cruz, CA, have been noted as being the two most "Formidable" locations on the planet... Coincidence?
Person one : "Hey Jon, did you hear about the Squid Parade going on in Santa Cruz next week?"

Person two : "Yes."
by Sucubus March 06, 2012
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