semen saver

A girl that is so crazy that she saves a guys semen after sex, while the guy doesn't even know, so she can potentially baby trap him later.

Dude, dont go out with jenna, shes crazy. shes for sure a semen saver.

by B0rd April 16, 2020

Semen Water

A salty glass of water

Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”

by thegreginc March 14, 2023

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017

Semen fused

when a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into a woman's face and her eyes become stuck together and fused

jon: im so sorry. i just semen fused your eyes together
Amy: #LessGlue!

by twerkalicious69 June 12, 2014

monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

by NinNards May 15, 2017

semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 08, 2017

Semen Slappers

The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail

Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.

Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!

by Shokaboo September 06, 2008