Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.

All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.

by Winky March 4, 2005

half-white ralph

a boy who was mixed up at bball camp...and now is one stupid mother fucker

Steven: "yo mike, what the deal with that kid over there?"
Mike: "he's a half-white ralph"
Steven: "oh fo sho, that explains it"

by Steven February 26, 2003

Polo Ralph Lauren

The tacky, overpriced, overwhelmingly low quality brand all of the lower middle class douche-bags found to replace Hollister the latter part of 10th grade.

"I be rockin' Polo Ralph Lauren in this bitch."

by Keelroy November 21, 2011

talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

Porcelain Gods Ralph and Earl

The sounds you make when you are thowing up into a porcelain toilet.

1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!

by Kenneth Brown July 16, 2006

Ralphs special (type of food)

A type of meal which includes not only a baguette, but also crisps, rocket salad and some type of meat (ex. salami)

Ralphs special (type of food) served as;

* Baguette
* Crisps
* Butter
* Salami

Commonly known throughout the south west of England.

by A colleauge 2 January 15, 2014

Ralph the Night Hair Dresser

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.

"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

by hollisterhottie101 March 24, 2010