A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.
by Winky March 04, 2005
Steven: "yo mike, what the deal with that kid over there?"
Mike: "he's a half-white ralph"
Steven: "oh fo sho, that explains it"
Mike: "he's a half-white ralph"
Steven: "oh fo sho, that explains it"
by Steven February 27, 2003
The tacky, overpriced, overwhelmingly low quality brand all of the lower middle class douche-bags found to replace Hollister the latter part of 10th grade.
by Keelroy November 22, 2011
Vomiting most profusely.
by staccato brainstem February 15, 2005
1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!
by Kenneth Brown July 12, 2006
A type of meal which includes not only a baguette, but also crisps, rocket salad and some type of meat (ex. salami)
Ralphs special (type of food) served as;
* Baguette
* Crisps
* Butter
* Salami
Commonly known throughout the south west of England.
* Baguette
* Crisps
* Butter
* Salami
Commonly known throughout the south west of England.
by A colleauge 2 January 15, 2014
A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.
by hollisterhottie101 March 25, 2010