by Itx_stan January 19, 2018
Get the port tingmug. by Cum shotttttttttt August 8, 2023
Get the Port Lincolnmug. When two men have enveloped each others penises inside each others foreskins (aka as docking) into a third parties rectum.
kenny: dude that party last was fucking crazy
jake: yeah bro me and griffin made a space port in connors asshole
kenny: what the fuck bro, TFTI!
jake: yeah bro me and griffin made a space port in connors asshole
kenny: what the fuck bro, TFTI!
by naggerhater February 21, 2019
Get the Space Portmug. If you think the idea of travelling down a ridiculously long curvy glorified logging road to a half dead mill town is a good idea, you'll love Port Alice. Probably has one sunny day a year, similar to the amount of people employed at the Pulp Mill. Most people have already evacuated the economic disaster, but those who stay are literally old white people and the odd stoner. Oh, that and a couple of 20 something white trash bois who flex their atv's. Port Alice is similar to a beached whale: half dead, has no future, wet, depressing and stinks.
by HoratioNelson February 26, 2019
Get the Port Alicemug. That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.
*Veterans enjoy it chilled*
It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.
*Veterans enjoy it chilled*
It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.
New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"
Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"
Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"
New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."
Adept drinker: "You never will"
Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"
Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"
New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."
Adept drinker: "You never will"
by Eddie Genius October 2, 2018
Get the Taylor Portmug. by Portwhoreonorbust May 21, 2022
Get the Port whoreonmug. a supernatural object which transports a person, or a group (up to 6), to another location in a split second.
jesus got nailed for our sins but my Port Hull let’s me visit where i love (the south) whenever, quick!
by texturalexperience July 9, 2022
Get the Port Hullmug.