nest as fuck

Nest as Fuck - the act of getting oneself comfortable in a lavish fashion.

Man, I am so stoned right now. I am nest as FUCK.

by TyrionRyeley January 07, 2018

thread nest

A heaping pile of clothes on a bed, chair, or most likely on the floor. The clothes may be a mix of folded and unfolded or completely unfolded and potentially inside-out. Stacks of folded clothes do not constitute a thread nest.

Mom: Check that thread nest for the keys again, would you?

Me: Yeah sure, but I didn't even touch those clothes today.
Dad: Hey I found the keys in my pocket.

by Dr.ed January 02, 2016

nest stigmata

getting your period while reading a post that disturbs you

You must warn us if your post contains news articles about violence against children. Or else there will be nest stigmatas

by viola the real viola May 28, 2009

pecker nesting

The act of snuggling your babe from the backside with you member tucked firmly between her butt cheeks.

We didn't have sex last night, but we did enjoy an extended session of pecker nesting.

by Twisted Mister December 02, 2016

egg in a nest

After a man has been in very cold conditions or if he just has a small penis his penis looks likes an egg in a nest.

I've just been in the sea and it was really cold, my cock looks like an egg in a nest!

by MasterOfWisdom April 28, 2011

Hollie nest

A nest made up for comfort by a Hollie or Holliebeam or smunchkin to relax in usually on a couch or sofa. Made up of a duvet and comfy pillow where the Hollie can stretch out and when warm, reveal some sexy leg. A sexy wench that makes the male Mark want to share it with her for carnal purposes. A place of worship and historical significance that when a Hollie has fled her nest it should be preserved for sniffing purposes.

"I'm out to find me a Hollie nest tonight, I'm as horny as hell." "See that Hollie nest there.... its friggin empty, man, I just missed her flight." "That Hollie nest is protected by Mark law, don't try and move it unless you wanna lose your fingers."

by Marky Sparky February 17, 2008

birds nest

A sexual act or favor when one shaves off his/her or their partner's pubic hair, stuffs the pubes into the mouth of their partner and then proceeds to defecate on top of the pubes...thus simulating a bird or if you will, a "turds" nest.

So my boyfriend Miles loves it when I will up his mouth by performing a birds nest with him and his mother DeeDee.

by Dirty Dodson March 03, 2008