mutual

The feelings im aving while you are currently reading this

Feelings mutual

by Layallday May 3, 2021

Mutual Gaining

A term used to refer to a couple who are both into feederism and want to gain weight together. It is a type of fetish that involves a partner.

We're mutual gaining and enjoying the journey.

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.

John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.

by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025

cevansfacts favorite mutual

the hottest and sexiest and coolest person you will ever meet (like it’s almost unbelievable but it’s so true) @deadpoolsluvr

person 1: omg have you seen @cevansfacts favorite mutual?

person 2: yeah @deadpoolsluvr is so hot and funny and sexy and cool

by defnot deadpoolsluvr September 16, 2021

Advance Mutual

Two ppl wanting to have sex
and date after

Bob: Wanna be my advance mutual?

by Coolgirl102222 May 16, 2022

mutually assured destruction

Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.

In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

by Mehfuck September 29, 2018