Smells like hotdog water and soy sauce. Hes 4'9 but is gonna marry a 6'4 girl someday. Obsessed with frogs
by WaffleSaucele November 19, 2019
short, cute guy he seems to not talk a lot at first but once you get to know him he can make you Laugh he is a very good at sport like high jump evan tho he is short af this is one of his manny quotes "guh" -Lachlan monk.
by bonerless April 26, 2024
Lachlan cook is the most hottest guy in his whole school and he has the most beautiful girlfriend. his eyes are so mesmerising thing you will ever see and you will catch yourself getting lost in them. His smile will always brighten up your day and if you are friends with him consider yourself lucky.
by jtdghcvgbhdsdfyhgfdx June 07, 2023
A person who sucks such enormous amounts of cock. They try to shorten there name to “Lachie” because they have such a small penis.
by LARGE COCK LARRY November 24, 2021
To put it simply huge cock, however if you encounter the shiny varient of this dick head he may ask you to play roblox becuase he is going to grow up to be a pedophile.
by mrjackballs June 05, 2023
fuck you Lachlan Barnard
by Roxaaaaannneee November 26, 2019
Lachland sugugmund
Lachlan sugmad is It likes big booty and sucks at dbfz also he lost to my vegito lmao
“Lachlan sphincter is trash 4”
“Lachlan sphincter is trash 4”
by Notnapoleon November 06, 2023