Bitch nigga itis

When you are sick like a little bitch nigga

Joe has diarrhea, and keeps pooping his pants. Sounds like he’s got the bitch nigga itis

by Big_Dick_Johnson_69 July 30, 2021

I'm So Good-itis

When someone is new to a game and gets really good RNG, so they think it's all skill not luck.

Especially big in singleplayer games since no one is there to trash talk.

Person 1: "Jim just got to gold rank yet he just started playing last week"
Person 2: "Have you seen the way he plays? All luck, no skill. Bet he's feeling "I'm So Good-itis" right now.

by 420LoliPolice69 January 1, 2024

Fun-itis

When your significant other comes down with a phantom illness when they know you are going out to have fun without them.

Bro why does your wife always come down with a serious case of fun-itis when we go hang out.

by 812 mafia September 5, 2025

American-itis

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.

"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."

by vaqlued June 8, 2023

t.v.-itis

When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.

After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.

by JamMom May 8, 2018

2D itis

The addiction of 2d characters

You got 2D itis you keep sompong for 2d characters

by anonymous March 21, 2021

me-itis

Everything is about them. People that are selfish and only put themselves first. They make their own rules and refuse to do anything for anyone.

The rest of the world is following stay at home orders during co-vid 19 while he secretly opens his bar to let customers come in to drink and having them pay double. He’s one of those people with me-itis.

by Sandra Dee Will April 18, 2020