An all around piss poor person with a loathsome presence that warrants being smacked across the side the head.
by PWAR May 22, 2019
Get the Herbmug. 
Prolific columnist for the san Francisco chronicle for almost 60 years. Herb is perhaps best known for his inimitable column titled "caen punch"where he adroitly commented on the goings on in in the belle maiden of his city. San Francisco truly lost one of the brightest stars in it's constellation when herb caen took his final bow
by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021
Get the Herb caenmug. See also herb , but from within the immediate area , noticed by out of towners who are visiting the area ,
see also , out of town herbs , as noticed by a local .
see also , out of town herbs , as noticed by a local .
by Living in the sun June 7, 2018
Get the local herbmug. a schlumpy, nondescript white guy with no fashion sense, chin, or sexual gravitas, who has managed to hook up with a cute chick. Herbs usually wear satchels to nightclubs and button down collar shirts with the Hanes undershirt peaking through at the neck. They love anything khaki and are not embarrassed to be seen wearing fanny packs or sandals. A super herb takes it up a notch with white athletic socks and an extra-large t-shirt to hide his man boobs. They have a walk that can be best described as looking like they are carrying a load in their pants. They will annoy you just by being there. The fact that a herb will have usually managed to score a cute yuppie chick will fill you with violent feelings toward him.
by Saltybull September 24, 2017
Get the Herbmug. 
by Lubey butthole December 14, 2018
Get the Herbmug.