fried feline

1. a cat who habitually chews on wires.
2. a cat who has been electrically shocked from habitually chewing on wires.

person 1: "my cat plays with plugged christmas lights like yarn balls. Soon he's gonna be a fried feline."
person 2: "At least then we won't have to cook a turkey..."

by annelise247 November 20, 2007

dummy fried

when you are so high, you're stupid.

"i smoked three bowls and i'm dummy fried"

by stonerrrrrrchic February 23, 2017

dropping fries

when you mess up or get annoyed, from the action of dropping your fresh batch of fries on the ground, losing the beautifully cut potatoes to mother nature.

more recently, it has been associated with trolling, when the other person is trying to annoy you.

Cassandra: Let's go to IHOP for breakfast?
Ebenezer: What's that?
Cassandra: Fuck off! You're dropping fries, right?

by slangerextraordinaire August 22, 2019

Fried Bean

The post orgasm, swollen clitoris. Sensitive to the touch and can no longer be stimulated.

I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.

Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.

That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Snide Fried

Some dodgy KFC wannabe takeaway.

Eat In Snide Fried at your own peril, proper snide that chicken, If It Is chicken.

by Proper Manc Lad July 31, 2018

fried mishmash

Any food that can be fried up for a quick meal.

I want some good ol' fried mishmash!

by Mr. Robotron June 7, 2017

Zoe Fries

A soccer god who likes Gavin Kelly. Has only scored 1 goal this season and she is the striker; Freddy likes Zoe and will do anything in his power to date her.

Omg did you see Zoe Fries, I heard about her goal and it was not good.

by $wagmoneyyyyy October 22, 2019