Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016

Reality Anchor

used to describe something (typically someone, a celebrity) that reinforces a sense of belonging and continuity to your existence

For many children in the 90s, Jim Carry serves as a reality anchor.

by anonymous February 19, 2025

Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....

After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.

by ryfidelity January 2, 2011

Anchoring

Dressing for work from the waist up, neglecting to stand during a videoconference. Usually extremely formal on the torso, nude or underwear below.

I am Anchoring for camera girl Jesse, because I want her to see my dick.

by Cata96 April 4, 2020

Anchor Beer

A celebratory drink to indulge in EVERY time a ship's anchor is raised or lowered.

Captain Markus called for an Anchor Beer after the crew moored the ship for the night.

by Ottomom November 19, 2011

cat anchored

when a person is sitting down and they can not move because it will disturb a cat that is comfortable or asleep on them.

hey, can you grab me a beer from the fridge, i can't right now, sorry man, i'm cat anchored at the moment.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

Wrist Anchor

A timepiece that is usually worn on the wrist, which is getting outdated considering cell phones now display the time, and automatically change during daylight savings time, and upon crossing into a new timezone.

Watch or clock<wrist anchor>

by CaptainRodney March 3, 2011