White people smile

A smile many white people do, especially in photos. Characterized by no emotion in the eyes, your eyebrows either slightly raised or furrowed, and heavily showing your upper teeth, with your mouth slightly open. A really awkward smile

"Dude your mom has such a white people smile in all the pictures of her!"

by S1mple-tech August 21, 2023

White people

People who are evil and never right. They have no culture or something, and you can’t be racist towards them cause I said so.

White guy: Dude, you know this is illegal
Me (hero): You white people always try to ruin my fun.

by Johnson H. Pork March 26, 2024

White people's unfunny Goku

Goku is a universally loved character and if you don't then you're either boring or racist but probably both. A white people's unfunny Goku is usually a boring and/or unfunny character who is really loved only by white people.

Steven from Steven Universe is really white people's unfunny Goku

by Myopinionisright June 10, 2024

White People Looking

When you look around for something but not actually searching. I.e, you don’t look underneath surfaces and you pretend you found new land.

Damn, Christopher finally found his juul after throwing a hissy fit but it actually wasn’t his because it was mango flavor. He was white people looking.

by Princest June 23, 2025

If white people can't do it

than it was aliens

"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR

by speedybump October 19, 2019

A loaf of white people

A group of white people.

A collective noun to describe numerous persons of caucasian descent. Similar to a herd of cows or a school of fish.

I was asked to take pictures for a loaf of white people this afternoon.

Please use a fresh wok to cook this order of level zero Pad Thai, it came from that loaf of white dudes seated at table nine.

I was invited to join Brad and his loaf of white guys in their annual Friends marathon.

by Niker4404 March 27, 2024

white people Walmart

Your local Meijer department store. No bus route stops, and is located near the upscale suburbs. Poor minorities are just a thing of the past when you shop at Meijer.

Door dings are a thing of the past now that we shop at Meijer. Aka white people Walmart.

by All hail Caesar May 24, 2023