Pulling a Tiger

When a man has an affair but handles it in the stupidest way possible, i.e leaving voicemails on his mistresses phone stating his name and incriminating evidence.

Example 1:
" That girl is so blind, all over that boy Martin when everyone knows he's pulling a Tiger."

Example 2:
" Hey man if you're going to go out with her, get your story straight with your girl, don't pull a Tiger."

by Gemita December 2, 2009

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Tiger Slam

Any accident or injury caused to a man while trying to escape from his enraged and livid wife or girlfriend

Bob: Brenda found the text message on Johnnys phone about meeting some girl so as he was walking out the door she hit him over the head with a bat and then chased him up the block.

Tony:Now that's what I call a Tiger Slam!

Bob:Ain't nothin grand about that kinda slam

by mcdizz December 4, 2009

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tony the tiger

a scary, mean tiger who rapes innocent kids who loves his cereal. Also known as the guy with the "ggggrrrreat" cereal.

Betty: My son got raped by a tiger!
Cop: Thats not just any tiger it's tony the tiger! He's G-R-R-Reat!

by Limpy Simpy January 17, 2008

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Tiger Clause

A homosexual sex act designed to mimic the mating ritual of the siberian tiger. The "top" will insert himself into the "bottom" and lay on him, completely motionless, while ferociously biting about the ear and neck of the "bottom".

"I got the tiger clause from John Doe last night and had to call out from work today."

by Casey Bh20town September 30, 2009

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Tugging the Tiger

Slang for beating your meat.
Spanking the monkey.
Stroking your sausage.
Jerking the Gherkin.
Poaching your egg.
Waxing your carrot.
Oozing you noodle.
Pulling the pole.
Wrestling your eel.

Oi, Stop Tugging the Tiger.

by SoggyBuiscuit21 June 26, 2018

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