the sunrise surprise

when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.

I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.

by chapmasterflex27 March 19, 2010

turkish surprise

When you are told that an item is "on the house", and then you are surprised to discover that the item is in fact on your bill.

Ex 1. you are offered a complimentary salad, app or drink and then see that item on the bill...and it costs a shit load. ah the turkish surprise

Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag

Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?

Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise

by Surprise Surprise July 28, 2014

Chunky Surprise

When a girl is giving a blow job and she chokes on the dick and pukes all over the dick. The guy must make the girl suck it off his dick and eat her puke.

This whore last night was all over my dick and next thing i know that bitch gave me a chunky surprise. she licked all the shit off like it was her job.

by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010

turkey surprise

Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound

last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise

by skinrm250 May 13, 2005

Flower Surprise

A sexy way to finger a girl. When a man or woman touches their four fingers to their thumb, so to look like a duck beak or an unopened flower, and places them in a woman's vagina, then forcibly opening them in said vagina, creating a flower surprise.

"The other day I totally flower surprised this girl"
"Did she dig it?"
"Well she was surprised"

by boyfromnantucketrnix November 24, 2009

Wellington Surprise

The Wellington Surprise is a nickname used to describe a penis that seems traditional at first, then scares the living shit out of you with its enormousness and destructive power!

after 20 minutes of seemingly boring, traditional sex, the wellington surprise made a surprising. sudden appearance that blew my mind!!!

by nightmeh April 21, 2011

car surprise

The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.

Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.

What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.

by LuckyPucker April 3, 2009