chuck norris

The only man in the world who has a planet named after his left testicle.

Wolverine once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and sliced off his left testicle. It somehow was thrown into outer space, and to this day, it is known by its scientific name: Jupiter.

by Gai-sensei April 19, 2006

Chuck Norris

You do not define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines you. bitch.

bob-chuck norris owns you

by chuck norris the ninetyith June 11, 2010

Chuck Norris

You can not define Chuck Norris, he defines you.

Chuck Norris threw the water bottle at Justin Bieber

by sumyeikmei September 30, 2010

chuck norris

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afriad of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

It is said that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The only problem is that Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris will knock you out son!

by Dude with no name April 15, 2006

Naz Norris

naz bea norris, also known as the cutest girl in the universe is a member of the youtube channel norris nuts. she's very thoughtful and the most beautiful girl you can imagine. naz's smile lights up every room she walks into. she has the cutest giggle and the sweetest smile. she deserves the whole wide world and more. sabre is nazzys oldest sister, they go by the name nabre. naz's second big sister is sockie , this duo melts my heart, they go by the name nockie. nazzys older brothers name is biggy they go by the name baz or bigaz depeding on who you ask. naz also has two younger siblings named charm and disco.

you should follow my fan account on instagram, theyre called nazzybean & thenorrisxnuts

elsa aw look at naz norris
selma yeah, naz norris is a precious human being. we must prptect her from this cruel world.

by nazzysbiggestfan July 6, 2020

Sabre norris

sabre norris is the oldest norris nut she’s so caring to her siblings and she is soooo pretty and deserves to get the best sister award she’s so sweet
happy sweet sixteen sabre
-aya
hi it’s me usuallynorris on insta <3

sabre norris a graceful and kind person

by Norrisnutsbigfan January 3, 2021

Chuck Norris

1. White Ninja/Cowboy/Actor Guy
2. Someone who throws up all over the drama room at school

1. Damn, Chuck Norris is a pimp
2. James threw up all over the drama room today, so from now on were calling him Chuck Norris.

by Mike March 7, 2004