Newton College

A really boring school that is just used to milk the money from you.

Wow, Newton College just spent money on a new parking lot and not for some fans in the theatre.

I know right!?

They should actually use the money for useful things

by Happylama25 July 10, 2019

Newton’s 4th Law

One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly

@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.

Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course

by A dictionary October 31, 2020

Newton's Cradle

The action of 2 men standing next to one another and swinging their balls in such a way that they swing back and forth due to the horizontal force of each set of balls making direct contact

"I want to Newton's Cradle with you"

by bobrob1234 November 3, 2021

Newton

Generic name for places.

The best place called Newton is Newton, South Lanarkshire. Though I have not gone to any other Newtons, so don’t take my word for it.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton

when someone is smart and kinky

wow, you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton.

by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024

Newton Highschool

Fuck this place

I fucking hate newton highschool

by mad_chad January 7, 2024

Newton’s Nuggets

When two gentlemen’s balls smack together during a round of double penetration

“I don’t know Maggie... Terrance and Quagmire seem really upset with each other after their Newton’s Nuggets last night. I don’t think they’ll want to go with us to Main Event this Thursday.”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020