towel mushroom

a mushroom on a towel; most likely caused by excessive masturbating and ejaculating on the towel.

Son, why is there a towel mushroom on my towel?

by skullwise April 19, 2022

Mushroom Forest

Any online space that is full of dic pics. Often these are posted without prompting by guys seeking validation that they don't have a teeny weenie or are trolling the waters for a quick slam.

Alternatively, a space full of dildos.

Let's go to /soc/ and get lost in the Mushroom Forest.

Don't go in Jennie's room: it's a Mushroom Forest.

by Tree Goblin May 14, 2020

Mushroom Salesman

A fine gentleman who sells mushrooms. Generally involved in zinging others.

Well played Mushroom Salesman.

by Zapot April 4, 2010

Muggle Mushrooms

Culinary or not Magic Mushrooms. Mushrooms with no psychoactive or toxic properties.

Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!

by nygeek September 22, 2015

stringy mushroom

The stringy mushroom is when some bitch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your dick wile giving a blow job, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the dick like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom.

"dude, some bitch gave me the stringy mushroom, so i donkey punched her."

by TheDarkShade December 18, 2012

Mushroom Mode

Being kept in the dark and fed shit

This project is going to shit, I'm now in Mushroom Mode !

by ZaphodJones March 26, 2011

mushroom funk

Male ejaculate. Due to the strong resemblance between the penis and a mushroom and because some people believe male ejaculate smells like mushrooms.

"Wow! She really digs the mushroom funk!"

"After she went down on me she had some mushroom funk in her hair."

by dedwitey December 11, 2007