The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
by crudmonkey April 6, 2015
Get the daddy managermug. by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015
Get the crisass managementmug. by S. Girard March 20, 2008
Get the fisherprice managermug. The act of knowing when and how to bring a partner's climax to fruition in the critical last seconds beforehand.
After Richard perfected his Cock Management skills, the O's flowed like rain across a parched desert.
by Donotatme March 5, 2020
Get the Cock Managementmug. when a guy maintains and manages a relationship with a girl through texting/social networking in order to keep her on good terms in case he wants to hangout/hookup again. This is usually done by periodical text messages that are short and somewhat flirty. Can also be done by photo likes on instagram, favorites on twitter, etc.
After she met him at a party, he periodically texted her, however never tried to move things forward. She never knew he was simply e-manage-ing her.
by laura palmer March 20, 2014
Get the e-managemug. Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess
by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013
Get the Manager Messmug. An ASDA employee with absolutely no earthly use. A cretinous bitch suffering a vastly over inflated sense of self-importance who lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce upon, and emotionally destroy, unsuspecting junior staff.
What happened to the new bloke?
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.
by BalthazarFishwick April 13, 2017
Get the admin managermug.