Lettuce licker

Basically a word to offend lesbians.

Noah: “You’re such a lettuce licker!”
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*

by TheyallloveN May 03, 2023

Lettuce talker

Someone who talks to inanimate objects

Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it

Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it

Me : holy buddy’s a nut

by stalin_was_ballin October 25, 2022

lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.

I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.

by etonbongwoop November 11, 2022

lettuce juggling

when you juggle lettuce

Dave: damn, he do be lettuce juggling doe
bill: damn staight

by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 18, 2021

Street lettuce

Lettuce you find in planters on the street.It doesn’t taste that great but it’s edible(I tried it and I don’t recommend it).

Example:Today my friends and I were walking down Front st and we saw street lettuce growing in a planter.

by Assfartion November 02, 2017

butthole lettuce

Lettuce from your butthole

We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir

by Flaming3agl3 September 09, 2023

Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.

Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.

by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016