A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.
by Farlayy July 20, 2019
A tall, attractive guy typically with brown hair and hazel eyes. He is gifted in certain areas and most of the time he’s spending time on Skype with his 3 best friends including his hot gf.
by AldySkid November 17, 2017
by EDP45 September 30, 2022
He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.
Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022
Jordan is a good soul mate. And a great best friend he normally has a long distance relationship. And has a mexican best friend.... So yeah thats Jordan
by Cupcakelover13 July 09, 2018
An incredibly funny guy, he will make you laugh all the time. He is very caring and sweet, but he is a gamer and sometimes that can be the priority. He such an amazing and cute person, you need a Jordan in your life.
by <3Jordan June 25, 2017
A male Jordan is one of those hard-to-find people who are always quiet and rather lonesome, but are secretly very energetic and outgoing. He has a heart pure as an Angel as he was raised in the most postive way. He has a random past when he was a kid, but as he got older, he gets the development of being really quiet, yet his secret of extreme happiness is still intact. He stands for not only himself but his friends, and vows to protect them, even to his enemies. No matter the problem, he would always want to see a person smile, and anyone with a name like him would be a superstar of changing a negative life to a new start.
Jordan's saying was always this: "There's nothing worse than seeing a Girl cry"
Thats why he helps anyone.
Thats why he helps anyone.
by TheDarkRevenant March 14, 2017