Prostate Hen

A type of hen that just has a very veiny throbbing prostate that can call the cows from out of town. Also can be used to describe a tight gay man.

Omg that hen has some ass power, it must be a Prostate Hen!! Or. Damn this dudes a serious prostate hen!! Jesus!!

by Ethyl Barbiecrotch November 30, 2020

Hen

A pal who is sound as fuck. Also commonly used in Scottish slang to describe a female.

"Do you know Iona Hall?"
"She's an absolute hen."

by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

Hen

Short for Henlo (hello).

In fast paced world, there is no need for lo.

There is only need for Hen.

Hen, friend.

Hen!

Hen?

HEN!! ;)

by Titusandromedon June 19, 2022

Church Hen

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.

The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.

by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023

hen nobo

This is the most inspirational phrase to ever be said. It is said that once one heres this they ascend to the heavens out of gratitude.
The word must NEVER EVER EVER be capitalised or it is an insult to the hen nobo squad.

Invented by someone who cant spell ❤️❤️

"hen nobo"

by BONESTHEDINOSAUR January 1, 2023

Running Hen

A drink of Red Bull and Hennessy traditionally consumed while running across the road.

Yo dude you won’t believe it but Gerry got hit by a cooter while drinking a Running Hen.

by Shinydog October 21, 2022

Mother Hen

When you slide a couple of peeled soft boiled eggs into her vagina and then have her squat above you and lay the eggs onto you or into your mouth.

No thanks, I already ate. We did the Mother Hen a few hours ago.

by AshFlops September 28, 2022