When a woman shaves her pubes but leaves the trimmings on her snatch, then has sex. The hair trimmings will then form a "grass skirt" around the base of the man's penis when clinging to the wetness on his dick left by the vagina.
"Dude, that chick didn't shower yesterday..."
"How do you know?"
"Because she gave me a grass skirt last night."
"How do you know?"
"Because she gave me a grass skirt last night."
by KelevraBlack July 9, 2015

by TehRen July 8, 2015

by mynameisnotkyla December 2, 2009

One who muscles in on you whilst you are trying to pick up. Usually involves putting you down to make themselves look good.
by MowerMan March 21, 2006

An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"
by peckneckpeople January 6, 2022

by larry, mike April 3, 2006
