Government Grant

When you do something for someone, be it sexual or out of friendship, and get nothing in return.

I performed cunnilingus on my significant other and expected fellatio in return, but alas twas not but a Government Grant to her.

by Dexter and Ron March 19, 2008

government sneeze

Government screw-up covered up w/ lies.

Dubya made a governemnt sneeze when he went to Iraq.

by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003

usa government

stupid people that tax...INFLATE......tax....inflate screw up the USA econmy invade and country just because they want to and elect people that are stupid and are too narrow minded to elect anyone except white chirtsians...and no one else and make stuipd legislation like the "patriot act" they use government propaganda to corupt young minds so when they grow up they become narrow minded also

the usa government sucks

by fogot December 13, 2003

Puppet Government

See: Iraq

Bush: The new Iraqi government is 100% legit. In no way does my corrupt administration control it behind the scenes. No sir! And Saddam's trial isn't a front designed to give the impression of Iraqi sovereignty! Not at all!

:snicker:

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2004

government intelligence

A mysterious phrase that is frequently used but clearly doesn't exist.

Hey Mike, did you pass your test on government intelligence?
Sure Jim, I left the paper blank and got an A+!

by Odd86 March 2, 2017

Japanese government

possibly the most corrupt (not to mention the strangest) government in the world.

one of the representatives in Japan's government includes a masked wrestler who still does not expose his face, even at an assembly. true fact.

by KRHimself March 14, 2005

the government lies

the government lies their fuckin asses off (wOOt!)

Those motherfuckers are sayin that "terrorists who are on their terrorist watch list are able to buy guns because if they migrated here legally and haven't broken any laws then they can buy guns and that gun enthusiasts admit that something must be done"


Human to human translation: THE FUCKIN GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS!


Why in the FUCK are these terrorists on their terrorist watch list if they haven't broken any laws? If they are terrorists then they must have broke some fuckin laws and given you a motherfuckin reason to place them on a terrorism watch list.Therefore they must be "TERRORISTS" and must have broken some damn laws.

Man this country is so fuckin homosexual it's not even funny.

by WAKE UP PEEPS March 9, 2005