Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
by riGHTonB December 6, 2010
Get the Chunky piece of menstrual fluidmug. Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.
The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.
Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.
Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.
Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.
Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
Get the Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Dischargemug. Traffic lights that appear as though they have "liquid light fluid" in them when you pass under them.
by Johnnyfingers July 17, 2009
Get the Liquid light fluidmug. A test, such as a Drug Test or STD Test, where you need to piss or secrete into a container or tube for the purpose of:
a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.
a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.
He says it wasn't his, but we're gonna test his jizz. No way Bro's passing this Fluids Quiz.
I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!
I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!
by AdamGoodBet September 3, 2021
Get the fluids quizmug. Homogenous Substance
Unity of Matter (Sublation of Spatiality; negativity) and Spatiality, Pure Extension.
Fluids are the sublation of the virtual-actual continuum (the immediate relation between Space and Matter, the latter being itself nothing but the relation between Space and Matter; this relation is essentially irreducible).
Substances are infinite considering that they are the first sublation of Spatiality. Given this, we may also posit that the Fluid is the only substance whose infinitude has a certain connection with the finitude of Space.
Unity of Matter (Sublation of Spatiality; negativity) and Spatiality, Pure Extension.
Fluids are the sublation of the virtual-actual continuum (the immediate relation between Space and Matter, the latter being itself nothing but the relation between Space and Matter; this relation is essentially irreducible).
Substances are infinite considering that they are the first sublation of Spatiality. Given this, we may also posit that the Fluid is the only substance whose infinitude has a certain connection with the finitude of Space.
The Fluid is the relation between Finitude and Infinitude
by endomorphosis January 10, 2021
Get the Fluidmug. Wow Jerome fluid died
Wow he said I can’t breathe
Jerome fluid hits fortnite dance epic ly in front of them
Wow he said I can’t breathe
Jerome fluid hits fortnite dance epic ly in front of them
by FlipFlop_ November 5, 2020
Get the Jerome fluidmug. A golden shower or piss play.
by Jade rose June 5, 2022
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