Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"

person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒

by uneryio October 17, 2021

father figure?

something u dont have

father figure?
i dont have

by tfredgvwbxhgus November 4, 2022

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

inaction figure

Plastic figurine of a low energy character or celebrity who is not a super hero.

"Have you seen the new Golden Girls action figures of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Stella? "

"Yeah, but they are more like inaction figures."

by yes juanito yes July 22, 2018

I Figured You Would Say That

The finishing line of Daphne Sutton, a.k.a. The Queen of Accountability. When she says this, you’re about to be held accountable. Good luck.

I figured you would say that.

by Queen Of Accountability February 27, 2025

2.3 figure; The First Juvenile Release:The First Juvenile Release

😱

😱:2.3 figure; The First Juvenile Release:The First Juvenile Release

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Public figure

How can you be a public figure on a private space?

Hym "If you are a 'public figure' then you occupy a PUBLIC space and if it's a public space I have a right to occupy it as well. You don't give a fuck about the rights of corporations... Except for the corporations that allow you to sit on your ass and work 2 fucking hours a day while mocking me and allowing the people you claim to hate to profit off of something that doesn't belong to them."

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024