Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)
a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!
by iamtheelk August 03, 2011
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Pig Fisting

When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.
Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?

I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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with an iron fist

an expression meaning "harshly", "strictly", or "ruthlessly"
The dictator rules his country with an iron fist: any protests or criticism of the government is punished by death.
by The Cream of the Crop May 07, 2017
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limp-fisted

A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.
Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.
by Kobayagi July 06, 2006
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Fist Mesh

An alternate and arguably more dignified term for "Fist Bump" in which two people 'mesh' their knuckles together when their hands are closed into fists.

Often done after accomplishing something successfully or when someone wishes to express agreement over something.
Dexter: "You suck."
Ally: "No your mom sucks!"
Toni: "Good one, fist mesh!"
by TheLeiish September 28, 2009
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Bloody fist

When someone cuts their knuckles, then sitcks it in the vagina
by John FLem February 14, 2009
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Murbah Fist

When someone is taking a shit and you fist them to force the excrement back up into their sphincter
Person 1: Ugh bro I'm boutta shit my pants but there's no toilet around..
Person 2: Hold on let me give you a Murbah Fist rq
by gloplord August 23, 2023
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